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So, *I’ve* Decided to Join the Internet…

Mallstars CharlottesvilleHello – my name is Tarot Card Guy. I’m new to the internet. Parlie inspired me to join this stupid thing a few hours ago. I enjoy his brand of cigarettes, and edgy humor.

I decided to join because I have a similar ultra-exclusive group of friends that sit around and bullshit all day instead of working, and I think we would all get along. We gave each other fake names too so that we could stay somewhat anonymous.

We call ourselves the C-Ville Mallstars…

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