A little birdie sent this in from The Sabre…

The following geniuses from the UVa football team were arrested over the weekend for allegedly stealing beer from a cooler at 216. If true, upcoming Senior Will Barker and upcoming Sophomore Dave Roberts should be applauded for their allegedly stupid acts.  Dave really steals the show…he is 19 and allegedly had a fake ID on him, allegedly.

This is what they look like when are doing what they are supposed to be doing (from Facebook):

And this is what they look like when they are arrested:

Will Barker

Dave Roberts

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Image is from MySpace

University Police recently confirmed that J’Courtney Williams was arrested and charged with credt card theft and credit card fraud. In addition to this, Williams was charged with marijuana possession in February of 2008. WCAV reports that Williams has been dropped from the University if Virginia football program.

Williams has open myspace and facebook pages.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1564740016

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jcourtney

His description of himself from his Facebook page:

I am whatever you say I am, if i wasn’t then why would i say I am..I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TAKE A KNEE AND THANK GOD,
THEN GO TO THE MIRROR LOOK MYSELF IN THE EYES
TODAY I DIDN’T WAKE UP WITH A WOMAN ON MY SIDE,
YESTERDAYI DIDN’T WAKE UP WITH A WOMAN ON MY SIDE
Neither THE DAYS BEFORE THAT NOR BEFORE THAT
I JUST REMEMBERED THE MOMENTS, CALL ME KODAK
Know THAT I DO MISS YOU BUT ITS YOUR DENIAL
THAT I MUST HOLD AGAINST YOU
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE I HAVE BEEN ALL ALONE
BUT ALONE IN STERIOD CUZ IT MAKES ME STRONG..Girl
Hair GONE IN THE WIND,
YOU CHEATED ON GODS SON BABY GIRL THAT’S A SIN
Now I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I CAN’T GIVE YOU
ANOTHER CHANCE MA, YOU ARE IN MY REARVIEW
AND I PUT THAT RING ON YOUR FINGER, I WAS ALL IN
BUT NOW IT’S JUST A SYMBOL OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEENGODDAMN; AND NOW IM BY MYSELF BUT

I don’t understand why people with this much potential (cover of ESPN, cover of Virginia Sports Report, etc.) mess up.

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Thanks to Silmo for pointing out there is a world outside of cVillain.

This is the picture of the first suspect, Slade Woodson who is in custody.

Silmo also points out that Slade Woodson has two myspace pages:

http://www.myspace.com/lostbogger

http://www.myspace.com/bakyrdbogn

Slade Woodson’s second myspace is set to private, but the “lostbogger” myspace page has information and pictures you may find interesting.

- He went to Western Albemarle High School from 2003 to 2007

- He likes Ford trucks and confederate flags

Now for the pictures.

“Thats after about a 24 pack.. I was feelin RIGHT. hell yea” was the caption for the next one…

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