Free for All XXVI: Nailing Politics to Jello and Minoring Bacon Wrapped Dates (Or Something Like That)

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The people have demanded it, and I’m nothing if not the People’s Blogger. Here’s your FFA. It’s like a commenting Olympics.
(Oh, and that pic was over here, but I can’t figure out how they got ahold of parlie’s digital camera, nor who that man is lying on top of him. Weird, huh?)
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I present to you the Waffle House Wedding:

I also present to you a new free and for all. Joined together in holy matrimony, free for all shall love each other till death do them part.
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You are filling up the other free for alls! Time for round 3.
Another Jack Handy quote to start this one off:
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
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So you guys loved the last version so well, you commented over 340 times on the last one! Have new one, go crazy.
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