Witty graffiti always has a strong place in Scowly’s heart.

Seen outside Main Street Market for the old Milano place.  Kabbashtastic.

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This was sent in from a “concerned citizen” addressed to a police officer.

I saw this car parked in a space designated for “Marked Police Vehicles Only,” while walking into the downtown ACAC yesterday. Unless a Porsche Boxster is now a marked police vehicle in VA, the car was illegally parked. Parking is tight at ACAC due to the construction, but not that tight. I was able to find a space in the lot, it was just a little farther away.

See the attached picture for evidence of the infraction. It was not marked as a police car.

Now who wins here?  Or who loses?   We need to keep getting in these Charlottesville bad parking jobs sent in people!  Original bad parking job, and my favorite bad parking job.

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So apparently this dude sent this video to UBS for a job interview and someone took the liberty to post it on the internet. I hope this dude gets to sue UBS for billions of dollars.  It’s awesome in a “I kind of feel bad for this kid because he’s going to get a spot in the internet hall of fame” way. Even if he gets billions of dollars, he will still be that guy. Guess you deserve it when you make a video like this…

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I was inspired to go look through the Virginia laws the other day and I found some pretty surprising stuff. What do raccoons and oral sex have in common? Well, they are all part of the Virginia code in ways that you probably wouldn’t guess.

While searching, I also discovered that a lot of the weird laws we’d heard about actually weren’t true. Apparently, it is legal to have sex in positions other than “missionary” and you can drive a car while barefoot in Virginia.

But, what about those weird things that are still illegal in Virginia? You can find out after the break…

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Charlottesville’s Best Variety of Light Rock…. for those who can walk

Update: This was a closed street at the time of the parking.

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Charlottesville is a city of many bumper stickers. Be these stickers political, irreverent, or just plain silly, our World-Class City™ certainly loves to express itself on the posteriors of its vehicles.

Today I spotted this sticker (below the fold for mild profanity) on a car in Belmont. It’s easily my new favorite, because riling Randians anywhere and everywhere is always okay by me.

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Reverend Alecia is awesome. Simply put.

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I can’t really explain these videos. We’ve got some depressing ones, negative ones, happy ones, cheesy ones, smelly ones, ugly ones, hated ones, and hearty ones. If you are alone, you will be happy. If you have a date, you will get depressed.

Let’s say there is a little “what is love” mixed with Eurotrash with a hint of spice.

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