Farmer’s Market

Why the hell is the Farmer’s Market so crowded?  I know it’s awesome and all, but the crowds create uber-suckage status.  I go there at 7:30AM; I go there at 11AM.  It doesn’t make a difference.  I feel like I’m on a NYC Subway at rush hour.  Try walking through tightly packed sardines trying to find something to eat. It’s not fun.  Waiting 10 minutes for a donut?  Dodging baby carriages that take up the entire width of the pedestrian area? Family of 6, plus 4 grandparents, plus 2 nannys yelling above everyone else?  When will it end? That place is so overcrowded, I am starting to avoid it like the plague.

Aioli

Every (i.e. not every, but MANY) freaking Aioli in this town is Hellmann’s mayonaise with added crap.  That’s not aioli!  There is a reason they call it Hellmann’s.  It is a gelatenous gob of tasteless fat.  Get with the program, chefs.  Impress me and let me know where I can get the real raw egg shizzle that tastes like ambrosia.

UNCUS Cover

The cover reads Single Streamin’ Comminglin’ which sounds like a porn movie gone wrong.  It makes no sense.

Gunshots Late at Night

They freak me out.   People near me have been killed.  Babies have been killed.  What gives?  Maybe we should realize these crimes occur in specific parts of the city and do something about it.

Forgot this one… Mixed Drink Prices

$9 Dollars is now the standard price for a 99% ice, 1% booze mixed drink with a really fancy name.  I like throwing money away, but seriously where can you find mixed drinks in this town for a decent price?

I have a lot more, but they aren’t local.  What are yours?

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