Posted by Vanillavy on November 4th, 2008
By now you should all remember what happened this past Halloween, or your friends should have told you the story about how you ended up lost in the woods in a drunken stupor. A bunch of things could have happened this weekend, but lets narrow our discussion to two:
- the craziest things you saw happen Friday night. I will start…it was a cold dreary evening, and amidst Vanilla vodka shots and random Miller Lites, an elf appeared, or was it Link from Zelda? Anyways, this Zelda creature had a real-live hunting bow and arrow with him….with a quiver full of arrows. After a couple drinks it doesn’t take much to convince someone to do something they should never ever do…target practice on Halloween. Zelda must be a good shot sober, but definitely not under the influence. A couple of the other party goers setup a target shooting area, 3 feet away from Zelda consisting of a large bottle of laundry detergent. Our brave hero prepared for the shot, and missed! The arrow missed the bottle by 4-5 inches and went straight through the wall behind it. What ensued was a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie. All but the last inch of the arrow was firmly stuck in the wall. When we tried to remove it we heard a very loud scream and some blood began pouring over the arrow. Actually, Zelda didn’t hurt anyone, but imagine if there had been some drunk couple getting it on behind the wall and when they were ready to put on their “o” face the scream of the century is heard, and the other person thinks its kinky because it has a creepy “i’m dying” undertone to it. Ya, it could happen to you to.
- I am sure plenty of girls and some guys ( i am staring at all of you cross dressers) had racy outfits on. Did any of you breakup or have a fight this weekend due to an costume? We want details people.
By the way if you are reading this SHAME ON YOU, go vote! [pic from joeltelling on Flickr]
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Posted by Thor on October 31st, 2008
What a wonderful pagan holiday! Everyone at cVillain wishes you a very happy and safe Halloween. Remember, it’s going to be cold tonight, so be prepared.
Did you know the 1904 Mayor of Charlottesville was hanged for murdering his wife? [NBC29]
Did you know that the downtown mall redesign is made for accommodating ghosts? [cVillain]
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Posted by Thor on October 29th, 2008
Between the Historic Society visit (on the train?), the film festival, homecoming weekend and all the standard Halloween events, what are you doing? We’ve heard of parties at the IX, X-Lounge, 2:16, Rapture and the list goes on.
If you you can send us a link for what you are doing, we’ll compile one scary post for all the Halloween events and parties this weekend.
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Posted by Thor on December 8th, 2007
So, I saw this one and I was thinking is this worse than the blackface incident at UVA a few years back?
Apparently, the reason this hit the news was because of incorrectly managed privacy settings on Facebook. Most of the news media won’t show the pictures, but you can see them below.
They beep out half the stuff in the interview, but obviously this is poor taste. The guy on the phone who dressed up as one of the victims explains:
It’s not that it was funny, it’s that we are notorious and infamous in the state college, so we have to do things that push the envelope just for shock value.
He sounds insensitive to me. Listen to the whole interview, look at the pictures and tell us what you think?
Channel 10 Reports:
Penn State officials were quick to respond to the costumes.
“We are appalled that these individuals would display this level of insensitivity, indifference, and lack of common decency and sense by dressing up in this manner,” the school said.
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Posted by Thor on October 31st, 2007
First, of all…BE FREAKING CAREFUL DRIVING HOME FROM WORK TODAY. KIDS ARE OUT AND ABOUT AND WE WOULD HATE TO READ ABOUT SPLATTERED POWER RANGERS ON THURSDAY MORNING. »Read More
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Posted by Lys on October 31st, 2007
It’s Halloween, so before contemplating whether or not to stop by CVS before heading home from work to pick up some candy or simply hiding upstairs all night with the lights out, I thought I’d pose a holiday-related question to ponder/post on. What is the oddest, most awkward or simply most hilarious situation you encounter today involving adults in costumes. Pictures are encouraged.
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Posted by lilith on October 29th, 2007
We wrote the manual to Trivia Night at Mellow Mushroom– any more team names that would make Chuck Norris cry? Any other trivia nights to review?
Anyone hook up at Carter’s Mountain after Thor’s post? Or order a sweet ‘n spicy pizza? Order a pizza naked? Buy new jeans?
Was this your parking job? (Oh, and I no-commented, but that’s me, like, every time that I park on the mall, and I make no apologies for it. If I get a ticket, I deserve it. But I think of the paint more as a guideline than a rule.)
Try natural family planning? Get a plus sign? Actually, please don’t answer that.
Have you gotten over the DPR deal yet? I LOVED your comments. You probably thought I was just being a smug biotch, but what good is it to promise nothing will change when we could prove it to you, within days? Please don’t worry or yell at us before something changes! Whining is so unattractive. I do it, and I am very single. There are operating costs to the site, and America happens to be a capitalist nation. So we’re still irreverent, and any sponsors know that it’s in the package deal. For example, I think the NBC 29 woman on the morning news needs to fire her make-up person. There.
ID Thor? Thor, you rocked for posting this.
Ladies, did any of you actually dress up as something other than a “Sexy ___”? Fill in the blank. The word “ho” has no meaning to me any more. Halloween. Yawn.
And, cleaning up the show with both the “Hey thanks, ASSHOLE” award and the voter’s choice for “Guy I hope I’ve never made out with,” Timm-ay just wrote about his boob-epiphany, now open to the only-a-C-cup women after being used by a DD who is, apparently, representative of all large-chested women in the world. “Humor”? [Cue crickets chirping.] Sorry timm-ay.
Finally, did anyone notice our new tagline on the homepage? (Am I the last one to notice it?) Anyway, yeah.
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Posted by Thor on October 18th, 2007
A picture full of ghosts explains it all:
We don’t know about you but we are freaking out in cVillain land and it’s not just because Halloween is almost here. Villains don’t scare us. We create villainous secret societies and combine evil powers to conquer the world, but ghosts are a completely different story.
You see it all started with this so called “Update to the Downtown Mall” thing. You can look through the Master Plan and you will find it obvious that Ghosts will haunt the mall in the near future. The evidence continues after the break…
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