Have an excellent religious/kid candy day! Take my advice, too much chocolate bunny will make you sick, I tested it for you…ugggggg.

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Have yourself a peep show!

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[witten by UVa LaGrape and very R-rated]

I have been informed by one of my current lovers that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day. Invented as a joke by a Boston morning DJ, this idea has taken off in the real world, as evidenced by the hundreds of thousands of hits the phrase generates when Googled. It’s supposed to be a male counterpoint to Valentine’s Day, centered on men and their idea of what a love holiday should contain.

I immediately loved this idea.

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I can’t really explain these videos. We’ve got some depressing ones, negative ones, happy ones, cheesy ones, smelly ones, ugly ones, hated ones, and hearty ones. If you are alone, you will be happy. If you have a date, you will get depressed.

Let’s say there is a little “what is love” mixed with Eurotrash with a hint of spice.

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Good morning, lovebirds! Rather than feed you awkward conversation topics today, I’m going to feed you some emergency silence-fillers that I find quite interesting. (If I could dip them in chocolate and feed them to you with my fingers, I would.)

Forty percent of Filipinos believe in Cupid! Belief is higher among those with more education, also higher among those with live-ins than singles.
Philstar: 40% of Pinoy adults believe in Cupid

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Thor posted his V-Day picks for singles (I especially enjoyed the recommended music pairings), and I promised mine with the honeymoon suites. So for those of us enjoying self-love on Valentine’s…

Get drunk and dance. Obviously. Knockin’ Boots at R2!

Go to page 57 of this past week’s C-VILLE if you want to see some breastesses. I’m completely serious.

Order yourself a heart-shaped pizza from Pizza Bella. Check out the toppings online and call 296-7472 to order.

Crash a friend’s apartment complex hot tub and drink champagne from a Solo cup. Don’t feel like subjecting your “winterweight” to a bathing suit? Or sitting in a hot tub solo? I’m with you. Buy a heating and massage pad for about $30 from one of those non-local mega-stores you hate and blow bubbles in your champagne with a straw.

Go to Ultimate Bliss (on the feeder road to Best Buy) and pick out something for the ultimate self-love experience. Consumer Reports steers clear of sex toy reviews, but the internet does not. Read a funny guest column in Marie Claire by a paid sex-toy tester here.

Eat at Mas. The hottest restaurant in Charlottesville (without trying) is not breakings its no-reservations policy for the holiday, so manchego cheese and sundried tomato aoli can be yours, all to yourself. Arrive early, ladies and gentlemen, or you will wait, and it will still be worth it.

The Shoghaken Armenian Folk Ensemble is performing at the University of Virginia’s Old Cabell Hall at 8pm, $10 for public, $5 for students. Apparently, this group is the preeminent authentic traditional Armenian folk ensemble. I bet it’s going to be really cool. You try to play a duduk.

File your taxes. If you’re already in a bad mood, why not?

(But I really recommend having a cheesy fun Valentine’s Day to celebrate yourself.)

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Well everyone probably has Valentine’s Day plans, but in case you don’t here are some suggestions.

Me, I’ll probably just sit at home alone, think of new posts to write for cVillain and hope that everyone is having a good time. I didn’t really have a theme for these suggestions and I was trying to find singles non-lovey dovey stuff, but it’s hard. Charlottesville, your money is spent in couples on the 14th. It’s cool.

Anyway, here THREE events that caught my eye as well as THREE homemade solutions. If you are lazy, you will do a non-homemade solution, if you want serious plus points, do it homemade. Everything is local. Let me know what you think of the homemade ones and suggest your own!

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I was, admittedly, a bit surprised to learn from an earlier poll that many cVillain readers are married or in serious relationships. I just naturally assumed that anyone who derived perverse satisfaction from discussing aberrational sexual behaviors in haiku late into the night was single, too. I was mistaken, and so pleased to learn we are all freaks of nature together, every one of us. »Read More

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Martin Luther King Day represents an important holiday for us all. For some it means time off work. For others, you still have to work. For all, it’s a call to action. »Read More

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