Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Randomly Generated Password Tells Us to Do Funny Things

Salesforce Password Funny

Got this registering for a demo account on Salesforce.com.

:)

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Slow News Day - Funny Videos

On slow days like this it’s always fun to share some videos…

John Mayer - Makin’ Music (bad language)

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The Case of the Stoned Trespassers

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Ok, so apparently, at Woodlands Ave around 11:30 PM on Friday night, two men broke into an apartment.

Instead of stealing a TV or a play station or something like that, they decided to order pizza.

The pizza delivery guy came and they held a gun to him, forced him to come inside and robbed him.

They then stole his car. The car (with a giant pizza sign, probably) is still missing. License plate is KGN-2401.

No word on what type of pizza, if they ate it or the choice of toppings.  What do you think they ordered?

[via WCAV, pic]

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Adoption in Charlottesville

Has anyone’s adoption gone like this? I know mine has:

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Charlottesville Line of Barbies

Ever wonder what would happen if Mattel launched a special Charlottesville line of barbies? We do. It’s very wrong, but so very right. Thanks to the birdies that sent this in via email:

“Glenmore Barbie”

Glenmore Charlottesville Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at the Short Pump Town Center. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade and Coach handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

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Why don’t we have public access TV like this?

Reverend Alecia is awesome. Simply put.

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Secret Sex Lives of Wombats

BOW CHICA BOW WOW….MORTAL WOMBAT

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Awkward news for your hot date tonight

It’s like the awkward topics, but much, much lazier.
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Friday Afternoon Funnies: Monkey Sex

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Dave Chapelle talks monkeys, sex, aids and it’s hilarious.

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You might be a redneck if…

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From new.theage.com.au, “US state weighing gun lessons for schoolchildren,” 1-28-08:

West Virginia is considering a bill to teach schoolchildren how to handle a gun and hunt safely its proponent hopes will increase state revenues from hunting licenses, a state lawmaker said Thursday.

Yes, that actually is a sentence. I read it only six times to be certain of it.

As much as I want to make redneck jokes, I’m all for this. People are hunting anyway, so you might as well create good habits early. And I’m trying to imagine the kids’ perspective, and HELL YEAH I’d want to play Duck Hunt in fourth period and go shoot at tin cans out by the track.

But why is an Australian media source covering West Virginia? Are they making fun of us over there?

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