I’m going to keep this short and sweet, despite love of long-winded, over-the-top, complete verbosity (that much is true, Parlie). I don’t believe in starting a relationship based on a lie, I’ve done it in the past and wound up with a freezer full of chicken breasts and a shaved cat, so I’m going to go ahead and set the record straight from the beginning so that we can go forth and make sweet sweet music together for all our days. Despite what Parlie has promised about anonymity, I want to pull the mask off, toss the gloves to the floor and let my silky hair shine. The truth is folks…

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This is awkward. The other day when I introduced myself, you may not have been able to tell, but I was full of shit. Almost nothing I said was true, and it almost never is. It can sound true, sure, and I may even think it’s true in my own mind, but more than likely anything I’m saying is at the very least exaggerated, if not an outright fabrication.

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