How can you have any desire to work?

Today is probably the worst day ever to actually get any work done.
Why?
- The mall is packed with hotties of all genders.
- This is the first really nice day since January.
- It’s supposed to rain later.
- Everyone is smiling.
I mean honestly, it’s like it’s mating time. Am I the only one who believes this day rocks because of biological arguments . So, what’s the best excuse to leave work early on a Friday afternoon and, you know, do biological things?
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