Posted by Scowly on April 17th, 2008
To the joker who stole from the fundraiser at Mellow Mushroom last night:
I HOPE KARMA GETS YOU BIG TIME
NBC 29 Reports that a guy came up to the table where Relay for Life cups were being sold, pushed one of the girls, grabbed an envelope which contained an undisclosed amount of money and fled on foot.
Police said he is a 35 to 50 year old black male… good luck finding someone with that discription.
[via NBC 29]
Update: The Daily Progress reports the amount stolen was $425.
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Posted by lilith on October 31st, 2007
From First Impressions of Hell by S. Adams:
These flocks would stroll down to the corner billiards club, Orbit (if you recall, an orbit is an imaginary circular dance electrons perform around the nucleus of an atom), or further down, a pizza pub called Mellow Mushroom (which has a ’special’ pizza unlisted on the menu you can only order it if you know who to ask). »Read More
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Posted by lilith on October 29th, 2007
We wrote the manual to Trivia Night at Mellow Mushroom– any more team names that would make Chuck Norris cry? Any other trivia nights to review?
Anyone hook up at Carter’s Mountain after Thor’s post? Or order a sweet ‘n spicy pizza? Order a pizza naked? Buy new jeans?
Was this your parking job? (Oh, and I no-commented, but that’s me, like, every time that I park on the mall, and I make no apologies for it. If I get a ticket, I deserve it. But I think of the paint more as a guideline than a rule.)
Try natural family planning? Get a plus sign? Actually, please don’t answer that.
Have you gotten over the DPR deal yet? I LOVED your comments. You probably thought I was just being a smug biotch, but what good is it to promise nothing will change when we could prove it to you, within days? Please don’t worry or yell at us before something changes! Whining is so unattractive. I do it, and I am very single. There are operating costs to the site, and America happens to be a capitalist nation. So we’re still irreverent, and any sponsors know that it’s in the package deal. For example, I think the NBC 29 woman on the morning news needs to fire her make-up person. There.
ID Thor? Thor, you rocked for posting this.
Ladies, did any of you actually dress up as something other than a “Sexy ___”? Fill in the blank. The word “ho” has no meaning to me any more. Halloween. Yawn.
And, cleaning up the show with both the “Hey thanks, ASSHOLE” award and the voter’s choice for “Guy I hope I’ve never made out with,” Timm-ay just wrote about his boob-epiphany, now open to the only-a-C-cup women after being used by a DD who is, apparently, representative of all large-chested women in the world. “Humor”? [Cue crickets chirping.] Sorry timm-ay.
Finally, did anyone notice our new tagline on the homepage? (Am I the last one to notice it?) Anyway, yeah.
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