Daylight savings time. In addition to causing 3% of people to be late for work yesterday (I just made that up) it also gives us “Spring Fever.” Spring Fever is a medical condition; a shock to the system resulting from the one-two punch of marginally warmer temperatures and a precipitous increase in late-day sunlight levels. For some people, this causes a marked increase pathological dating. Let the record show that I am OK with this. Another common symptom is an almost irrepressible urge to leave work and head directly to the closest outdoor happy hour. It’s not a good idea, but goddamn it, you’ve had a hard day doing… whatever it is… you do here. Pull up a chair and take a long, slow pull of the strong waters. You’ve earned it (no you haven’t).

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This is the real deal, folks. If you disagree, you obviously have not the powers of the bearer of thunder and lightning, nor the gentle powers of a storm demon who brings death and disease to your village. »Read More

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It’s like something out of a Stephen King movie (who reads the books anyway?). Joe Sharky rides into town with nothing on the 687. He frequents the downtown mall and before you know it he’s eaten 6 Miller’s jazz musicians and kidnapped 10 puppies. He’s actually a zombie.
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