By now you should all remember what happened this past Halloween, or your friends should have told you the story about how you ended up lost in the woods in a drunken stupor.  A bunch of things could have happened this weekend, but lets narrow our discussion to two:

1.  the craziest things you saw happen Friday night.  I will start…it was a cold dreary evening, and amidst Vanilla vodka shots and random Miller Lites, an elf appeared, or was it Link from Zelda?  Anyways, this Zelda creature had a real-live hunting bow and arrow with him….with a quiver full of arrows.  After a couple drinks it doesn’t take much to convince someone to do something they should never ever do…target practice on Halloween.  Zelda must be a good shot sober, but definitely not under the influence.  A couple of the other party goers setup a target shooting area, 3 feet away from Zelda consisting of a large bottle of laundry detergent.  Our brave hero prepared for the shot, and missed!  The arrow missed the bottle by 4-5 inches and went straight through the wall behind it.   What ensued was a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie.  All but the last inch of the arrow was firmly stuck in the wall.  When we tried to remove it we heard a very loud scream and some blood began pouring over the arrow.   Actually, Zelda didn’t hurt anyone, but imagine if there had been some drunk couple getting it on behind the wall and when they were ready to put on their “o” face the scream of the century is heard, and the other person thinks its kinky because it has a creepy “i’m dying” undertone to it.  Ya, it could happen to you to.
2. I am sure plenty of girls and some guys ( i am staring at all of you cross dressers) had racy outfits on.  Did any of you breakup or have a fight this weekend due to an costume?  We want details people.

By the way if you are reading this SHAME ON YOU, go vote!  [pic from joeltelling on Flickr] 

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I was just reading an article in the WSJ about bars shrinking their beer output by some rather nefarious means…smaller glasses, more foam, etc…While I don’t do as much social drinking as I used to (damn kids) I know there’s more than a few folks on cVillain who would want to be on the lookout for skimping at our local watering holes. Of course, I do know that a few bars I used to frequent didn’t offer the wide array of brews the taphandles would lead you to believe they did (ever wonder why that Bud Light tastes a lot like Natty?). But at least you were getting a full 16 0z. of stale pisswater.

Have any of the other villains, both bartenders and bar lovers, seen this happening around town? Besides thinning margins it seems breweries around the country are facing a shortage of hops, which means we have to drink as much at South Street on Tuesdays as we can. Watch this video to learn more:
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