We’re starting a new feature this week where we put two or more similar businesses, places, restaurants or things into a sealed cage of pain, suffering and death. Ultimately only one contestant lives and it’s up to you to figure out who that is.

This week, we present C-Ville Weekly vs The Hook.  In one corner we have an overzealous beast of envy who eats livers for breakfast and huffs more glue than the internet.  And in the other, we have a rabid junkyard attack dog whose teeth have been replaced by poisoned razor blades.  Who wins?  You decide!