The downtown mall is home to great restaurants, bars, crazy people, ex-girlfriends, and migrating bucketmen.  What it’s missing is some good old fashioned nature infused cuisine - like this rainwater treat we found last night.  The songbird cracklady wasn’t around so we had no one to ask to name this tasty dish.  Honestly I’m not even sure what’s in it - but it looks like french bread and some fried mushrooms or something?  Marinated (of course) in about 2 inches of rainwater.

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Today really feels like it should have come with a sarcastic greeting card. You know? Like, “Good morning, I’m here to pee in your cornflakes,” or “Hello, and welcome to your penance for this weekend,” or even, “Dear parlie, instead of sending you to hell I’ve decided to trap you in an eternal rainy Monday morning. Love, God.”

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