I’m not going to lie to you: I used almost my entire brain writing here the last few days. This is probably going to be my swan song. Because I’m nothing if I’m not a beautiful f*cking swan. Honk.

I know the other day I talked about rivers, but that was a conversation mostly about all the places and ways one can tube on, get drunk on, meet future ex-girlfriends on, and just generally misbehave on, rivers. Which sounds kind of nice actually, everybody click that link.

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