That’s right, I said “rapping tomato”/He rapped all day/From April to May/

…And also, guess what, it was me.

- Homer J. Simpson, National Hero.

Because I am often ignorant in matters of common knowledge, and because I sometimes have trouble retaining important day-to-day details about how to live a safe and healthy life, I was unaware that tomatoes could carry salmonella. Much to my dismay, my lack of knowledge does not actually stop tomatoes from carrying salmonella. But I do know one thing: something like this seems to happen every summer.
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