Never Get Involved in a Landwar With Culpeper


Why? Because Chainsaws and Samurai Swords are used for domestic violence. I am not making this up.
According to the Star Exponent, there were two weekend fights that involved these fantastic weapon choices.
Chainsaw Incident: Two brothers were fighting and one allegedly attacked the other with the chainsaw. They do not know if they chainsaw was turned off or on.
Katana (Samurai Sword) Incident: A verbal argument turned into a threatening with a samurai sword. No slashings reported.
Now, if we put these fighters in a room who would win?
Which would win in a fight?
[pic, pic] [via Star Exponent]
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