Middle-aged White Women

You are the most numerous in the off-Grounds singles scene. But the white men your age are so happy to be finally divorced from you that they are dating anyone but you. If you want dating success be open to cougar-ing it up and boldly going for younger guys. You will be surprised at how open they are to a post-menopausal, baby-worry-free shag. Also, be open to dating black men. If you’re in any way plump, local middle-aged black men will love you. Get thee to church. Get thee to a drum circle.

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I was recently possessed by Satan to list the relationship status of everyone I know in Charlottesville: family, friends, co-workers and playmates. I know

52 Men in Long-Term Relationships
63 Women in LTR’s
29 Single Men

and

12 Single Women.

Is this just me? Or is the percentage of single ladies in Charlottesville small across the board?

Though Cville is often at the top of Best Places to Live lists, it doesn’t make the top 25 of Money’s Best Cities for Singles. Though Blacksburg does. Looking at the profiles for Hokiesburg and State College, PA, you’d think they were describing Charlottesville. But I guess we don’t have as high a percentage of singles as they do (65% and 76% of their populations are single).

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I See You Baby!

I love the “I Saw You” section of The Hook because I always dream that I will be seen! But I never am. I guess I can’t be seen very well behind a wall of books. So I thought I’d start such a post on cVillain. Since it’s free and interactive, maybe more people will write who they saw and slathered over. And maybe the median age of the people posting won’t be twice mine, like in the C-ville and Hook personals pages. And maybe someone will unknowingly slather over me.

If you are the guys who rolled past me in the black sedan one dark night last August…please forget you saw me.

Spring’s liberation of citizens onto Charlottesville’s sidewalks is what inspires this idea, so I’ll kick it off with my own heretofore unpublished I See You Baby’s. »Read More

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Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up for your week in review.

We got villains dissing on wine bars, gunshots at the Outback and some Grecian food. Don’t forget to stop around back to sample our smelly PR move, celebrity wannabies, and your favorite musical acts. When you leave, grab the gift bag– it’s full of tats, lawsuits, and monkey sex. Enjoy!

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Besides the lovely complexity of having too much wine this week, we break the story on Pink Paintballs, (hopefully) find a restaurantuer a chef partner, chat with bartenders and break a rumor of a high end steak place. Oh, we also make some rule.

The week in review continues below:

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Huge thanks to John, Josh, and Evan. The Belgian beer tasting was great! A rep from Legend Brewing Company in Richmond doled out at least 6 different samples from a Belgian brewery, Bavik. I stayed after for a pint of Bell’s, one of my favorites. (See the draft beer menu for what’s rotating now.)

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You guys seem to have spare time on your hands today, so…

Is there such thing as mutually platonic friendship between heterosexual men and women?

See also:

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I don’t know about you, but I’m taking my hot ass out on a date tonight, and it’s going to be real awkward. See you out.

“I’ve always wondered if I could cash my roommate’s paycheck, if he died of natural causes in our apartment. Apparently, no!”

NYTimes.com: Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests

“Which has more f-bombs: Big Lebowski or Pulp Fiction? Seriously, that’s your answer? Obviously you’re not a golfer… Okay, now guess which has more: Menace II Society or Goodfellas? Trick question!”

Slashfilm.com: Movies with the most instances of the f-word

“Don’t you think it’s a little misleading for Apple to call its new notebook the MacBook Air? I mean, hello, I can see it.”

Wired.com: Jobs Unveils “World’s Thinnest Notebook”

“What’s better: old Gladiators or new Gladiators? Excuse me, you were born in WHAT year?”

Slate.com: The triumphant return of American Gladiators

Did you hear? I made out with Nitro.
Details here.

Oh, and if you really are going on a date today, first of all, good for you, you tiger, you! But seriously. Beer Run is doing a Belgian beer tasting for FREE from 5 to 8. This would be an awesome date move, if you were dating me. Or TwoOFour, Stanley, oy, TheUpstart, Horatio, dijonbray, icenine, Ethan, Donk, brutus, dave, Dan from Eppie’s… umm, everyone. So yeah. Take your date.

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I’m gonna start doing a wrapup of the week on Saturdays or Sundays. If you guys like this kind of a thing, let me know. If not, then I will stop.

Monday:

New Jersey-Ites call Bodo’s everything bagels “trash bagels.” [Trash Bag Hell]

Freaky Weather Happens [Not a Record]

Lilith, as usual, knows the scenes inside out [Weekend Review]

Gobbler asks about 29N’s for Lease Signs [Why are they there?]

Thor and Lilith answer some questions from a hot date [Thor & Lilith]

First friday’s anyone [It’s cool]

What is the worst music video every [This one?]

Police car hits wheelchairer [with Fergie on the radio]

Tuesday

Should smoking be banned in restaurants? [Great debate here]

Our review of Blue Mountain Brewery [It’s awesome.]

Popo’s screaming past L&C [no one knows why, except for the passing wheelchair gang]

Wednesday

Albemarle police make it to the front page of viral video sites [Break It]

Monticello and the Virginia Encyclopedia: Are they missing the modern train [1 & 2]

All about relationships [Parlie asks, LaGrape answers with some amazing stats]

Wine party at Crush [24th of January, baby]

Thursday

Vote for the Best Pictures from our Readers [HERE]

We take a look around the C-Ville Blog O Sphere [Cooler than us]

We get some pictures of the Bamboo House [Taxidermy anyone?]

On Being A DJ [a real look at the truths of DJing for the public]

Lilith’s infamous awkward conversations for your hot date [this time it’s about Sex]

Cults in Charlottesville [for real, the koolaid is good]

Friday

Will 2007 be an amazing wine vintage [we hope so]

Silmo’s looking for some hotties to arm wrestle [winners get eternal fame]

Distract yourself at work [2G1C, again]

Oy asks “does having sex with your clone constitute incest or masturbation” [there still is no consensus]

We hope you all had great weekends [preview & your assignment]

Saturday

Wahooptie [phatness]

Popos hauling [Big GULP]

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