The Science that Proves Your Love Life is Faulty

A recent study published in Addiction has verified what we all suspected is true, that “Beer Goggles” are real. The pun of the day: “Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.” We’ve all experienced that rush of discovering someone after it’s late and we’ve had one too many drinks. Come morning time or the coffee meet-up the next day, you decide, well that’s an ugly one.
The study measured individuals’ responses to pictures when inebriated and found a significant alcohol consumption enhancement effect only for attractiveness ratings of opposite-sex faces. I am not sure whey you actually need to do a study for this.
Additionally, there was another study which found that The Pill negatively affects women’s abilities to find genetically fitting mates! Unfortunately, for the 82% of women who have used The Pill at some time in their lives, this means that during the time they take the pill it creates a bodily-state that is post-pregnant (or something like that).
The lead researcher, Stewart Craig Roberts explained:
The results showed that the preferences of women who began using the contraceptive pill shifted towards men with genetically similar odors…when women are pregnant there’s no selection pressure, evolutionarily speaking, for having a preference for genetically dissimilar odors. And if there is any pressure at all it would be towards relatives, who would be more genetically similar, because the relatives would help those individuals rear the baby.
Genetically similar odors can mean potential problems with offspring.
Moral of the two studies? If you get drunk and take the pill, you will have an ugly, genetically flawed clone baby.
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