1. The Golden Rule. Thou shalt not revealeth the identity of cVillains, as Thor and Lilith shalt not revealeth the identities of all cVillains, which Thor and Lilith do knoweth. The accepting of bribes or drunken slurred revelations will result in scorn and contempt from fellow cVillains.  If bribes are offered, thou shalt inform Thor and Lilith, who hath labored many moons to create a sacred bond of anonymity and confidentiality.

2. Thou shalt partake of libations. Else thou shalt be sober.

3. Thou shalt post when under the influence of libations without scorn or contempt from cVillains, unless thou sayeth offensive remarks, in which case thou is on thy own, and we wish thou luck with that.

4. Thou shalt dance upon elevated surfaces and mock those below or thou shalt mock those who dance upon elevated surfaces. Thou shalt simply… mock. Mockery of thyself is best.

5. Thou shalt not tell private details of thy neighbor’s personal life, with thy neighbor’s name.

6. Thou shalt not post false gossip.

7. Thou shalt not hate on Charlottesville, for thou hath madeth the choice to liveth here. Obvieth.

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