Snark The Vote

With just under a week left to go before election day in Virginia (November 3), many local publications have put out voter guides/election previews. And if there’s one thing cVillain does well, it’s put out.
But since we don’t do politics around here, I’ll just point you to other sites if you want serious coverage:
- A little gubernatorial preview from C-ville Weekly
- UNCUS looks into a non-Democratic Party candidate standing a chance in our Burg
- Local candidates overview from Los Hookers
- Cavalier Daily comments on Deeds-McDonnell race among students
- Voter guides from Charlottesville Tomorrow/Daily Progress (also, click on “Elections” at the top for complete coverage)
So now that all that is covered, we here at cVillain can get down to the important stuff. We must get Scowly on the news. Here’s the scenario: David Toscano is the delegate for the 57th district (covering Charlottesville and some of Albemarle County). He’s basically running unopposed. He’s going to win a walk. Two years ago he won with 98.34% of the vote. Well, we can make Scowly the second place finisher. Vote however you like for Governor, Lt. Governor, Attorney General, and City Council/Board of Supervisors. Then, simply write-in “Scowly” for delegate. Toscano will still win in a landslide, but we might just get enough votes to cause a slight ripple.
And at least we’ll be having fun. I mean, who are we, Fails Church?
So who’s with me??? Yeeeeaargh! Scowly for Delegate! FREEEEEEEDOM!
[Photo credit: Theresa Thompson]
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