Thanks to Silmo for pointing out there is a world outside of cVillain.
This is the picture of the first suspect, Slade Woodson who is in custody.
Silmo also points out that Slade Woodson has two myspace pages:
http://www.myspace.com/lostbogger
http://www.myspace.com/bakyrdbogn
Slade Woodson’s second myspace is set to private, but the “lostbogger” myspace page has information and pictures you may find interesting.
- He went to Western Albemarle High School from 2003 to 2007
- He likes Ford trucks and confederate flags
Now for the pictures.
“Thats after about a 24 pack.. I was feelin RIGHT. hell yea” was the caption for the next one…
Full press release after the break:
An Afton, Va., man is in custody on charges related to two shootings in the City of Waynesboro and is considered a suspect in the six reported shootings that took place on and near Interstate 64 in the Charlottesville region during the overnight hours of March 27, 2008.
At 4:48 a.m., Friday, March 28, 2008, the Albemarle County Police and Virginia State Police executed a search warrant at 6740 Yonder Hill Farm in Crozet. As the police tactical teams made entry into the residence, they were confronted by an individual armed with a handgun. The man was subsequently shot and flown to University of Virginia Hospital in Charlottesville for treatment. Albemarle Police have requested the VSP Police Shooting Investigation Team to investigate the incident.
There were a total of five people inside the residence, including the man who was shot and Slade A. Woodson, 19, of Afton, Va. Woodson was taken into custody without incident. No one else in the house was injured.
At this time, Woodson has only been charged on warrants issued by the Waynesboro Police Department. Woodson faces one felony count of shooting into an occupied residence and one felony count of destruction of property. The charges stem from two shooting incidents that occurred during the early morning hours of March 27 in the city of Waynesboro. Waynesboro Police are investigating these shootings which took place at a residence in the 200 block of North Commerce Avenue and the shooting of the DuPont Community Credit Union on Lucy Lane.
Woodson is considered a suspect in the shootings that took place on and near Interstate 64 during the early morning hours of Thursday, March 27, 2008. Investigators are still awaiting results from the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) on ballistic evidence collected at each of the scenes on and near I-64. Additional charges against Woodson are pending at this time.
Woodson is also the owner of an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin, which is similar in appearance to the vehicle captured in the surveillance video at the credit union in Waynesboro. The Gremlin was located Thursday afternoon abandoned along Route 29 in Albemarle County near the Greene County line. The vehicle was recovered by police and processed Thursday night. Ballistic evidence recovered from the car has been taken to the ATF lab in Maryland for analysis and will be compared to the other evidence recovered from the shooting scenes and vehicles.
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Woodson is also the owner of an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin . . .
Nice ride.
I find interest.
They should have arrested his parents, too for naming him “slade”. They sure mapped out his future with that one. That’s like naming your kid “geeves”.
Did he think he could just leave the car and then report it stolen?
@3: This is coming from the dude who named himself Gobbler. STFU. His mom is a very nice lady who is having to deal with a lot right now.
Did he think… period?
what’s in a name?
The picture with the guy on the truck is amazing. I see jeans and then a floating head. And the top of his head seems to be missing. Where’s the torso?
/in the headlights
Seems kinda obvious to me:
“likes Ford trucks and confederate flags”
+
“is also the owner of an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin”
= SHOOTING SPREE
how come there are no shots of him with the bright orange gremlin?
I think Shen has a crush on Slade. or she’s really his mamma.
hell… or both.
oh boy….
What, no Freaks and Geeks jokes? (Kim Kelly drove a 1974 Gremlin)
Kim Kelly is my friend.
Scowly always gets his man.
I think giving this guy any more press than he already has is kind of sickening. It’s sensationalist - and having 4 HUGE photos of him on the front of Cvillain is a little too ‘fox news’ for me. Why would he (allegedly) do anything like this if not for the attention - which is exactly what this is giving him.
@3: maybe they were fans of the band?
@5 - I agree completely
@15 - I though I was your friend
@17 - Maybe he’s just really really dumb and a little bit angry at all the anti-redneck hatred we’ve been spewing on this elitist blog of ours OR maybe he’s a bit crazy OR maybe he was on meth but I doubt that.
I thought Albermale was populated by subdivision dwellers and gentleman farmers. Why didn’t anyone tell me we had this sort of thing happening in this county.
@17: Agreed!
Sheesh. Bad timing on that Photoshop then…. what with all you guys sniping in here.
B-yo, be more sensitive, puhlease. The poor guy has worked his whole life to keep up an inmaculate image. Who are we to speculate and chuckle about his likes and dislikes. Did you think this was the internet?
Man I hope my Myspace photos don’t end up on the front page of Cvillain some day. Of course, I don’t WANT attention. But then, once something is on the internet it is there forever. I am SO glad social networking wasn’t around when I was in college. And I’m not (that) old.
I know, really. The reason his friend pulled a gun on the cop who was executing the warrant was probably because he thought the cop was a home invader come to steal the money they had collected for the orphanage.
/could be…
Everyone judges everyone and everything ALL the time. Always. Every second. Its the way our brains are wired. The trick is remembering that outside one’s skull, that judgement ain’t worth much, and is probably wrong. Telling a human to stop judging something is a pretty ridiculous request, let alone a villain.
Oh and you guys are welcome to use any of my myspace photos, though why you would want to, I can’t imagine.
/the camera will steal your soul….
I’m surprised that the shooter actually met the stereotypical profile for a shooter, i. e. white redneck. The Beltway sniper case and the Virginia Tech shooter made everyone’s heads spins with black and Asian dudes, respectively.
@23: TACT isn’t a ridiculous request.
There’s a mother out there right now who’s whole world has been turned upside down. She must be horrified, saddened, ashamed, and scared. But we should keep on joking and laughing cuz that’s human nature.
Shen, I used to think about the fact that every hot little piece of ass I saw had an older brother who hated the fact that his sister was a hot little piece of ass. Then it dawned on me… I don’t really care.
Ya’ll do realize that this poor soul has yet to be convicted in a court of law, and until then he is about as guilty of this crime as you or I. Look at OJ, everybody thought he did it. But now he plays golf and writes books about “how he WOULD HAVE done it IF he had done it.” OJ still has to live with the fact that everyone JUST KNEW he did it, and probably has nightmares about being called a murderer. Remember how that poor bastard had to drive away from the cops with in his Bronco. Don’t put this fine upstanding young man through that same torment.
He does look guilty though doesn’t he………dirty fucking facial hair and all. And he’s white and he’s got a rebel flag? Oh he’s so fucking guilty.
hey shen can I fluff your butt?
fine upstanding young man
“Clark said that Woodson would steal trucks and “dog ’em” - or drive them fast and hard - and then set them on fire once the trucks broke down. “
@27:Does it change anything if you know the older brother? Oh no wait, it probably doesn’t. Because you are a scumbag.
Sorry I know it was off topic. Was trying to lighten the air alittle
He was an accomplished POLE-VAULTER? What’s that all about? How do you go from being an accomplished POLE VAULTER to burning cars and shooting houses? He doesn’t look like a pole vaulter.
@26: somewhere also, there’s a mother whose house was shot up because her son and this miscreant had a falling out.
fuck this guy. and until you show me proof that this kind of profound sociopathy is 100% Nature and 0% Nurture, fuck his mother, too.
Seriously? Pole vaulter?
Man I wasn’t trying to piss you off, just making a dumb joke (this should be a sig file in all my posts) anymore than I was trying to be a wet blanket when the stereotype parade was coming through town. I guess there should be a meter at the top of every topic indicating degree of seriousness so I can act right. That or we need an Arbiter of Levity to gently nudge “jackasses” like myself back into proper netiquette when we stray. Any volunteers?
I don’t know whether he’s guilty or a good person or whether his momma loves him or what. I don’t know shit, a fact I have personally reiterated ad nauseum on this very site - and the very point I was trying to make. We all judge, when we do it out loud, it should be taken with a grain of salt the size of Atlanta. That said, realistically, I think asking for tact on the tubes *is* ridiculous, if only for the fact that it will never happen.
As for me… damned if I do, damned if I dont, I suppose. So, thanks for that.
The mother could be a victim of an abusive husband who trained this young pole vaulter to be a “wild man” and then beat his son’s mother so she wouldn’t coddle him and teach him manners or respect for other people’s property. Just a hypothesis, but hey the mom might be crying because all she ever wanted to do was have a sweet little gay son and instead she got a gunslinging dog em dog em diggity truck burning rebel sum of a bitch, know what a mean Eugene?
If only Paul Labradford could have started hisfoundation here.
Hey can we pick someone new to judge each week in excruciating detail? Who’s up next week? I vote for clarence.
Stop trying to rationalize his family when you know nothing about them. Good gawd!!!! What a waste of air you are
237: You should not be allowed to spew trash like that.
THOR? Hello? I mean seriously. This is libel.
Clarence, you are close to stepping over the line.
Everyone, stop accusations.
@42: Thank you! I’m really rethinking my future participation on this site right now.
@41,42,43: Not that I agree with anything he said, but I’m pretty sure clarence said “The mother could be” and “Just a hypothesis”. Don’t both of those phrases imply that he is speculating? Offering up one of a nearly infinite number of possible reasons why he acted the way he did. Combine that with the facts that have been presented to us by the various law enforcement agencies, and say it’ pretty far from libel.
As tasteless as it may be, it is close, but not over, as it is not asserted as fact, just speculation. I don’t see a single accusation in this thread - just a bunch of assumptions and stupid jokes (my bad). Feel free to remove any or all of my posts if need be.
And buckinghamchickie, if you’re out there… I told you so.
I was just trying to point out to @34, (who said something very wrong) that there are many reasons that kids go down the wrong street. There’s no reason to call out this kid’s mom like that. It’s what happens when they post a kids picture up and down the blog. People jump on it like fresh blood from a kill. JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE. I was joking to prove a point to @34. I wasn’t being serious, as any normal person could tell from the last sentence of my silly post. I’ll reprimand myself so that everyone else wont have to go without Shenanigans input, which has been really great.
Obviously this poor kid has had some things go wrong for him in life, which is why you put his picture on this site. Just don’t act like everyone is going to play nice and mind their manners when you post his picture all over the place as if he’s already guilty.
Again, apologies to all I have offended. I am way too cynical and have a dirty mouth.
Thank you! I’m really rethinking my future participation on this site right now.
If any of that is on me, which I am inclined to believe is the case, I sincerely apologize.
/why did I ever wander into this maelstrom in the first place? I should stick with tartare.
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I’m here Byo, and am not coming near this thread. Personally, if I liked tartare, I’d be sticking with it, too. However, I think I’m just going to sit here with my pork rinds and Bud Light and watch from one county over. At least my dog doesn’t mind yucky, dumb, redneck republicans.
and am not coming near this thread. & dumb, redneck republicans
Well, you are smarter than me anyway. I shoulda never touched it. Jeez louise.
I like BC
Awww, somebody actually likes me. I’d like to keep it that way, which is why I don’t post. I mean, really. In one post today I’ve revealed that I like Bud Light (I was lying about the pork rinds, though) and that my dog likes rednecks. If I keep this up, you guys will realize that I really don’t belong here after all.
You completely belong… diversity of opinion is key.
And I like rednecks for the most part, and I guess that means I like your dog, too… or something.
I’d be super pissed if I was driving a Gremlin too….
Should we do a do you drink bud light poll?
Come on, Thor, are you really trying to prove that I’m in the minority? I’m pretty sure it’s a given. Unless Bud Light is really a guilty pleasure for the ‘elite wine drinkers’ in here and every one just keeps it a secret. If that’s the case, do you really think they would tell the truth in a poll? That’s it, if I’m the only one who votes yes, I’ll know that every one on here is a big fat liar. Who’s gonna welcome me to the internet then?
I know plenty of peeps who drink bud light. I’m trying to prove we’re not as elite as you may think.
Crap, I know that, Thor. See I told you I suck. I was trying to make a joke and failed badly. I’m much more witty in my head. Why can’t you people see that?
/BC out
You have to say uber-ridiculous things and then do a /snark or /the win at the end.. try it everyone!
Thor is a redneck sniper.
/snark
/the lose
I let myself out of time-out to say that @38, that is hilarious! Pole-vaulting is what ALMOST kept this kid out of trouble, I should have never questioned it. Paul Labradford, what a guy.
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This could be a hillbilly version of When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong. He’s just trying to follow in the footsteps of Hank Jr, Ronnie Van Sant, and Luke Duke, and next thing he knows he’s lookin’ at 10 to 20 and the whole community hates his guts. Sometimes it’s best to just talk about those REALLY cool ideas like shooting at cars, instead of actually going and doing them.
@63. Well, it’s not like young men are known for their awesome decision making skills. They arrested his cohort, a little 16 year old juvenile delinquent. When I was 19, I wasn’t hangin out with 16 year olds, I was buying booze and gettin laid. I got decision making skills. Mmm Hm.
Was he gay like the last snipers? Maybe he can represent himself in court like the last sniper. Orange gremlin dead give away the cops had this one wrapped up and sent to them in ribbons. What a stupid gay ass hick!!
Um, whats gay about a gremlin? And the guy doesn’t seem especially jolly either.
what’s gay about … what the fuck are you talking about? anything? hick, camo, budlight, pole vault, what? RELEASE THE PLATITUDES!
just about everything on this thread reeks of the ignorance it purports to condemn.
PLATYPUS?
that’s what i meant, release the platypus. sorry for the confusion.
This platypus?
dude that’s my dad.
BLM .. first to say it.. give me a donut!
@67: if you steal trucks, destroy them, set them aflame, and shoot at passing motorists……well, I’m not uncomfortable calling this fellow a redneck.
Thor…….Aren’t you so proud. Look at all of the wonderful conversation and free exchange of ideas that has taken place here because this forum you have created. It may have come close to the line, but hey isn’t that the point.
Off-Topic: Is anyone else watching this Davidson game? Stephen Curry is ridiculously good. Any Davidson alumni in town?
(Oh. Wait. No sports; no politics. My bad.)
Clarence…..what’s the specific complaint?
This thread endeared me to thor (capitol “t”) significantly. Good work (shen is my idol!!!! ).
Who wants to be an owner of a Gremlin, for real? Stop the madness, had he been a bit smarter, ole Slade would
have not shot from a bridge. That takes him from a country boy, gitten’ down on the farm to sniper. Should have
stuck to the trailer shooting. I sniff a broken romance, maybe some meth or crack, moonshine and young adult hormones.
This may make gremlins the new “it” car.
Oh forgot about trucks, hell we get bored out here, light them up. I know plenty country folk, this is not the norm.
If it is not too late,hopefully there are no little Slade jrs. but hell, he is probably a great grandfather by now.
That would be country time! I am not talkin’ lemonaide!
One more generation, that make the same. Trust me, the fruit does not fall far from the tree. Can’t wait for the
interview with mom and dad (foster parents) poor guy, thank goodness he is a bad shot, or a f**ked up kid!
slade is my neighbor and even though he may have done some stupid things in the past he is still a person. yall talking about rebel flags and rednecks….doesnt mean ALL rednecks are like that. We all know that when you git drunk some things go too far. which in slades case it did go TOO far. (if in fact he did it). no one knows whats happening in his life that may have led to any of this because stupid things can happen to anybody. im not taking up for him but everybody has their air head moments. i will miss slade and everything we did. I hope he’ll change for the best of it. no one knows slade better then himself and personally he is a very kind hearted and respectful young man that never showed any actions that you would have thought to be misjudged. (normal teen behavior)
*Very quick to judge someone by press!! instead of personally
slade i will miss you and please make every effort to fix yourself neighbor
B-yo,
I am with you, no guilt until proven, not that you said that
judgement = ego
Some of the nicest kids I’ve spent time with are the ones that look like you should not.
Some of the best adults I’ve spent time with are the same. A lot of the adults that look like you are suppose
to be with are the most f**ked up in the worst way. Go figure. I just spend my time with my husband, children
and the friends that come over.
My daughter said ( I called her today) , I knew Slade (of course I have to ask how well) she was superfly, I saw him at school. She said nothing nasty or passed judgement. I think she felt sad for him. She is in an (almost)
Ivy school and she had compassion for Slade. In a weird way I felt she thought he was pretty cool.. For some reason I am thinking this may not be what it seems. Bet my daughter in the back of her head is thinking the same. Guess she gave it all of two seconds, for her, this is kids are being kids ( they have great forgiveness, unless the person is a true asshole and kids can spot an asshole). For us one more person out there not acting right. Can’t wait to see what happens. But I feel sadness for Slade and what may have caused a 19 year old to behave this way, just sayin’!
Don’t know about all this drama queen stuff, but Crozet shen is right, hating on “rednecks” is really really stupid and makes you sound stupid to anybody with any respect for people. I guess you know the “red” is from working in the sun. Anyway, it’s people like this woman:
http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/crime/article/woman_says_woodsons_arrest_is_no_surprise/7746/
who have to put up with ‘holes like that car shooter, not so often you or me. The supposed “rednecks” have by far the most integrated neighborhoods and all that. In Richmond there was a neighborhood renown for hardcore poor whiteness, supposedly no blacks, then I’m driving down the road, 300 block of Laurel, and there’s an interracial couple hanging out. So pony up the Bud Light or whatever. And shen, tell her mom some of us are thinking of her anyway. Now I’m the drama queen eek.
In other words, look at the crimes committed by the rich. Much worse.
It is so very nice to be rich!
Crimes are crimes no matter your income. But had not seen the article above.
Now I can sit in my fully secure house, alarms abound.
Just saying I do not think this story has played out. Time will tell. I’ll bet one week from now, all of us who
play on this site will move on. Lucky us. No one should have to be scared of shots. I’d just like to keep an open
mind on this. Never mind interracial relationships. I think we may be looking at a Hatfield and Mccoy (sp)
trick.Trust me, I am freaked out about shit like this. But this is a kid that needs to be treated as such. That being
said, I CAN NOT wrap my head around the fact he shot at random cars, for that I think he deserves nothing. But just for the fact no one was killed (poor excuse), I hope to beable to observe from a different approach. Sure, he may be one more stupid redneck that got his due. But… my intution is feeling differently. Don’t know why but it just is. Just a feelin’, most of the time they are not right on. Let’s see guys and gals.
It ain’t over in the holler! I am not related to the stupid behavng SOB, just for your info. Don’t even know him.
Bet there will be drugs involved. Little dude came down and got mad over something that he forgot while high,
then did not act right, was awful and probably doesn’t even remember what he did. NO excuse. Let’s wait to hear, is going to be full of interest. We all love that sh*t. Go to Perez Hilton, great fun!
“No one should have to be scared of shots” The importance of being Ernest.
I’m petrified of Petrone and Jagr.
Totally off topic but:
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There. That should keep me out of the book depository for another 48 hours. Maybe.
/so, so very over this lonely road to nowhere.
hey, b’yo- ya need a hug or something?!
No. No hugs. Velvet closet. I need to be locked away in a place where I cannot interact with people, I am fully losing it. I am sure I will be back to my jovial dysfunctional self tomorrow, but tonight… well… I should probably just leave it all alone. Internet and all that.
/only ever wanted forgiveness, but I know how that goes. that shit is rarer than amphibious giraffes.
hope you get better, then…
try a new, different, better, little, yellow….
but it helps to change yer perspective if it all seems to suck- i am pretty certain i’ve tested that theory once or twice….
be well, all.
sweet dreams.
B-yo. i hate that they keep you all squared away in that remote location. unfair, but not unloved!
B’yo - hope you feel better, but I’m inclined to edit your post as it may scare away some of our spring chickens. Would that ruin your overness?
@ 75 Stanley - We never said no sports. People just don’t care about sports on here from what I’ve seen in the past. Maybe that’s changed?
@ 74, Clarence - Yes, I love cVillain. If the laws allowed me to marry inanimate virtual objects, I would marry this site. But it’s not me. I am just a pawn the commenters use to start much more interesting things.
@ creasons and not-a-neighbor hater - Welcome to the party. Grab yourself some Miller High Life and hot pockets. The mud bog can be found around back.
Everyone… please remember to welcome people to the party. If you don’t welcome them it’s like a stranger walking into an party late at night when everyone’s tipsy and the stranger just gets ignored!
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Mind change. Bad Bad Bad Slade.
He’d be real lucky if the jury is drinking the wine I was last night.hahaha
After this morning’s news Slade needs to go bye bye for a very long time!
Do not want the dude near anyone I know, except the two people I really don’t like
If he goes to Prison that skill of pole vaulting may come in handy for this pretty boy.
He will be vaulting poles of flesh.
Thor you always have my permission to use or remove anything I post here. I’ll never even bat an eyelash. In fact, in this case, please do.
/and sorry bout that, wasn’t even drunk
75 Stanley - We never said no sports. People just don’t care about sports on here from what I’ve seen in the past. Maybe that’s changed?
I suspect it has not. Which is too bad, because I suddenly and inexplicably care about college basketball, apparently.
WRONG ADDY…RE DO….I AM TRYNG TO LOCATE SLADES PARENTS…. OR GRANDPARENTS….LONG STORY…WE SO NEED TO LOCATE THESE PEOPLE….E MAIL ME WITH ANY INFO…
@ 94. You’re so right.
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